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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Is this real life?

Okay, so Tess goes to get a rental car.

Wait. This really needs to be told in some sort of a story format.

"The Adventures of Tess"

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl named Tess (she really was beautiful you guys), who liked adventures (shit just kinda happens to her, like it or not). She was adored by many (she really did have a lot of friends). Tess moved to a place, far far away. (Dallas)

In just a few short weeks, beautiful young Tess was busy visiting other far away places (a weekend in New Orleans and Nashville and a couple of day trips to Phoenix and Austin).

On a return trip home from one of her adventures, she had an unfortunate mishap (she got broadsided by a big ass SUV!) and Gertrude was sent to the junkyard. Tess apparently was surrounded by angels, because she was unharmed. (Gertrude sacrificed herself for beautiful, young Tess.)

Tess went to the car store to borrow a car. You simply need a major credit card, (SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE!) and if under the age of 25 and an out of state D.L. be wise enough to figure out how to get through all the red tape. Along with beauty, she is extremely intelligent, so several phone calls and several hours later, she was able to come up with a solution.

A nice young man came to pick her up and deliver her back to the car store to borrow a car. She was polite and made small talk with the gentleman while driving back to the car store. (She was really uncomfortable and the drive was longer than she had anticipated.)

Before arriving at the car store, the nice young gentleman (Jerron, who was actually a music producer by night and delivery driver of people during the day) asked her if she would like to go out. Taken a bit off guard, and not yet at a point where she could get out of the car, and unsure of how he might reply to a "No thank you", Tess replied "sure". (He asked for her number, then reminded her that HE ALREADY HAD IT IN HIS PERSONAL PHONE, AND....he used his personal phone to GPS how to get to her house!!!!)

Lovely, young, beautiful, adventurous, intelligent Tess called the car store to let them know about the date request from the driver. (She was totally freaked out!!) They apologized immediately. Later she received a call from management to see if they could do something to show how sorry they were. She let them know that it would be helpful to not have to worry about returning the vehicle with a full tank of gas. They gladly obliged. Then she went to Happy Hour."

"The End"

You can read Tess' hilariously and cleverly titled version of her own story on her blog by Clicking Here.

Here is what I ate.......

Small bowl of cereal with skim milk

I have always wanted to make this, but forget about it.


Toast, Egg

Coffee with Skim Milk

Leftover Rotisserie Chicken, Roasted potatoes,
Cauliflower with Cheese



Boom Boom Tacos from Beauty of the Bistro


Protein Bar

Breakfast = 8
Lunch = 7
Dinner = 8
Snack = 5

Total = 28

Activity Points Earned Today = 0
Remaining points from my 49 Points Allowance = 0
How many glasses of water I drank today = 9


"love the life you live, live the life you love"

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